Many shops try to copy what we do. We are flattered that they try. We are here to serve you. That is our business. Period.
bryan, general manager - bryan hails from the uk, and runs the daily customer relationship operations here and makes sure all your needs are met. once someone asked him the secret to how we keep our customers so happy...bryan told him the secret was on the bottom of his boot. no one asks him for the secret anymore. bryan drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls. an interesting fact about bryan, he has the 'mars attacks' movie characters tattooed all over his leg.
baron, purchasing manager
- we hired baron after watching him deliver pizzas...dominos had to
change there slogan from "30 minutes or its free" to "30 minutes
digested or its free." the show survivor had the original premise of putting people
on an island with baron. there were no survivors, and
nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the
footage. an interesting fact about baron, he is a local 9 ball tournament champion.
joe, marketing manager
- joe just relocated from the garden state under the witness protection program. previously a soldier for the italian mafia, when joe is not cracking skulls and working as a stunt double in the sopranos, he spends his time at the office creating viral marketing campaigns and artwork. when he started working here he cut his leg open on a rotorblade and marinara sauce poured out. an interesting fact about joe, his shadow once killed a small dog.