Many shops try to copy what we do. We are flattered that they try. We are here to serve you. That is our business. Period.
Bryan, general manager - Bryan hails from the uk, and runs the daily customer relationship operations here and makes sure all your needs are met. Once someone asked him the secret to how we keep our customers so happy...Bryan told him the secret was on the bottom of his boot. No one asks him for the secret anymore. Bryan drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls. An interesting fact about bryan, he has the 'mars attacks' movie characters tattooed all over his leg.
Baron, purchasing manager - we hired Baron after watching him deliver pizzas...dominos had to change there slogan from "30 minutes or its free" to "30 minutes digested or its free." The show survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Baron. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. An interesting fact about baron, he is a local 9 ball tournament champion.
Joe, marketing manager - Joe relocated from the garden state under the witness protection program. previously a soldier for the Italian mafia, when Joe is not cracking skulls and working as a stunt double in the Sopranos, he spends his time at the office creating viral marketing campaigns and artwork. when he started working here he cut his leg open on a rotorblade and marinara sauce poured out. An interesting fact about Joe, his shadow once killed a small dog.
Rich, technical support - Rich started his heli career in the Coast Guard. He once saved a man from the jaws of a Great white all while being hoisted in the basket miles off shore. All the attention from this earned him a spot on the Price is Right. Yes he got to play Plinko. Bob Barker blackballed him from the show as Rich almost bankrupted the place. So why did he come to Ready Heli, well he bleeds heli parts. He loves it, that's why he's so cool and so helpful. Don't make him mad. Seriously, dont.
Brett, technical support - Brett used to DJ internationally for vampires and zombies, literally. He was bitten by a vampire which is why he was able to survive the zombie outbreak here in Florida. In store customers always wonder how he can get their orders from the back warehouse so quick. When he's not burning the midnight hours spinning trance and feeding on blood, he does celebrity voiceovers. Ey Frank, ju a cock-a- roach!
Casey, Shipping and order processing - Casey was originally trained as a military sniper. He once picked off a target at 2 miles with a 20 knot crosswind through an abandoned building while the target was kneeling behind a burning car. His training makes him not only a really good buck hunter, but also a really efficient worker. Although we sometimes catch him skeet shooting the mints with a self made rubber band gun. He's a smooth dude too, somehow he always manages to get backstage at concerts. Maybe its because his beard is cooler than yours.
Hollan, shipping and order processing - Hollan is the son of a Native Indian who is said to have descended from the blood of a cheetah. Needless to say Hollan likes to go fast. Even though he can probably run faster than any human, he likes to drive even faster than that. Yes, he has a fast car. Your order gets to you fast because he gets your order ready fast. He's so fast he once started packing an order at 3:15 and had it to the truck by the 3:00 deadline time. Don't ask. We're not sure if he's this fast on the draw, but no one here is willing to test him.
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