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 You will not find a more honest, and dedicated team of individuals to care for your heli needs. We are here to serve you. That is our business. Period.
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john, owner - john currently owns ready heli, but works for all of you...when he is not living, eating and sleeping your heli needs he is busy with his kids, playing drums, boating, fishing, and flying, although he doesnt really get an opportunity to fly as much as he used to. when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for john.
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jennifer, owner - jen is the co-owner of ready heli and enjoys spending time with her other family here, serving you all. when she is not working, she is spending time with her 3 kids, 4 if you count john, her husband. jen once slapped her shadow because it was standing too close to her. it now stands a safe 30 feet behind her.
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bryan, shipping manager - bryan hails from the uk, and runs the daily operations here and makes sure your packages get sent out correctly. once someone asked him the secret to how we get our packages out so fast...bryan told him the secret was on the bottom of his boot. no one asks him for the secret anymore. bryan enjoys giving the guinness beer company all his spare change. bryan drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls.
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eyal recently joined us after relocating to south florida in search of
greener pastures. we hear the mossad has kicked him out of Israel for
being too dangerous with his special ops ninja skills. he also likes to
argue. if you have five dollars and eyal has five dollars, he always
has more money then you. he is suing myspace for taking the name of
what he calls everything around you.
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mike, sales manager - at 6'6" and 275lbs, its hard to say no to mike when he is offering you a great deal. he walks around with an intravenous line of red bull, and pours 5 hour energy drink into his morning bowl of corn flakes. when mike is not spending time flying or sleeping, he is busy sleeping or flying. he once competed in the xfc, and took 1st place with a picco z and a 2 channel radio shack am surface radio. |
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christy, office manager - christy has jumped onto the dark side to help corral our accounts payable, accounts receivables, payroll, and keep everyones supplies promptly replenished. She likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with her soulmate just before she roundhouse kicks him in the face.
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| baron, shipping - we hired baron after watching him deliver pizzas...dominos had to change there slogan from "30 minutes or its free" to "30 minutes digested or its free." the show survivor had the original premise of putting people
on an island with baron. there were no survivors, and
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| | kyle, shipping
- kyle is the newest member of the shipping team...we hired him in berlin at a rave parade, where he was teaching the techno vikings how to dance. he is also responsible for choreographing the indian thriller video. steve jobs pays kyle 99 cents every time he listens to one of his songs. |
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casey, shipping - casey is the quietest member of the team...when he is not working in the shipping order, he is aspiring to be a singer/songwriter. casey was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. |
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kyle, support - kyle helps wherever needed...when he is not debating the small details online with others in the forums, he is here helping john & jen handle the technical support to others...his favorite thing to do is sleep, and he does this professionally as a full time job. kyle is taller then everyone here, by at least 1-2 feet. m.c. hammer learned the hard way that kyle CAN touch this.
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| ron, inventory specialist - sgt. ron recently returned back from the middle east where he managed the armys helicopter parts inventory...he can order you a black hawk equipped with full ordnance...but we think hes more then qualified to handle your rc parts needs. we welcome him on the team and hide all johns guns from him. he keeps taking them apart to check for desert sand every day.
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